>.O So, I was riding my bike to WalMart and this creepy middle-aged man with an expensive-looking red truck stops by and we recognized each other.
...Cuz he's a creep that apparently hangs around WalMart in the morning which is when I like to get my shopping done.

So, he's like desperately trying to get me to talk to him, and I refuse to get within 6 feet of him, so finally we compromise and talk with me outside his passenger-side door. Away from him.
So he goes on about how pretty I am, and I'm like "I have to go buy groceries. That is why I am here. D:; "
And then he's like 'Will you watch?' and I realized he's been jerking off from me talking to him, so I was like 'not gonna happen' and rode off.
WTH?

I was talking to him. Not sexy like, more like "I don't like you and I just want to go buy food, but you're really fucking pathetic and I don't have the heart to tell you to go fuck yourself."
Not that that would have helped.



Should I be flattered?

Anyway, I really have to get his license plate number next time.



How often do you get hit on by creepy old men?



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